What Indian Men Expect And The Reality That Is BY

1. When we go to the gym, we picture ourselves as this Macho Man from TV with sweltering muscles

Reality is, well, just the opposite

2. Women should be easy on us. But its daaru which is the easiest to get a hand on

3. When driving, we feel like a Bollywood Hot Shot,

And what we really look like is Mr. Bean

4. We dream of Saturday nights surrounded by girl friends in a club

Reality – we get so busy dreaming that Saturday nights are spent in completing the pending stuff.

5. We think Bike willies are the best ways to impress a crowd

But when we fall down, something hilarious happens

6. If we grow a mustache, we expect to look like daring cowboy

But when it grows, we look like Charlie Chaplin

7. A new Hair cut should Make us Neat and Cool, but what we look like is Kim Jong-Un

8. When we shave our hair, we expect to look like Vin Diesel

What we look like is almost scary

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9. You may feel like a Jack of all Trades when checking out girls, but in reality it always looks like hungry villains ready to pounce

10. Tight T-shirts should complement your physique

But they can also highlight your belly if not worn with caution

11. Cow Boy Hats are cool, but they don’t always make you look like Sherlock Homes…….

12. Marriages may not always sweet and creamy, they can be fiery and hard

Even for men.

13. Proving someone wrong is quite an achievement for men

But if you can’t remain calm after that, this is how it looks like

14. You may fanaticize about bathing with your girlfriend, but be careful with the reality

It may not be worth looking at.

15. Weekend in College should ideally have many activities to do, but it comes down to browsing the internet, rather aimlessly

16. Who doesn’t like sharing updates on Facebook but not all of them will get a 100+ likes

17. This one’s especially for Indian men ……

You have hairy bodies that none would like to see on a beach.